People go a little crazy during the month of March. Symptoms include dribbling and an unhealthy obsession with brackets. Call it March Lunacy, March Mayhem, or month-after-April Madness. Whatever you do, don't call it March You-Know-What, or you'll be slapped with a technical foul by the trademark police.
Did you know there's never been a verified perfect College Chaos bracket recorded? The chance of coin-flip-guessing a perfect bracket is 1 in 9.2 quintillion, which is not a made-up number. A quintillion is a billion billions. That's a lot of zeroes. Take heart, though. If you know a little about college basketball, you can slash those odds all the way down to around 1 in 128 billion. Still a lot of zeroes.
The payoff for a perfect bracket is huge. First off, you'll have forever bragging rights. Plus USA Today will give you a cool million bucks. Warren Buffet once promised $1 billion for a perfect bracket (an amount also known as "Buffet Couch Change"). And this year, you can even win for losing, with Pepsi offering $100K for a perfect ZERO RIGHT bracket. At Barley Creek, you can't lose. If you get a verified perfect bracket we will most certainly buy you a beer, as long as you are 21 or older. And even if you suck at picking brackets and find yourself at the bottom of your office pool, we will still let you buy yourself a beer, also if you are 21 or older. The point is that Barley Creek has got your back. We are your Hoops Havoc headquarters. We've got tons of TVs at both the Mothership and the Tasting Room to watch the games, plus we'll have fun food and drink specials throughout the whole mad month. So cheers to Bedlam Brackets!