You know that Mariah song that plays All. The. Time. Yeah, we rewrote it.
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There are just some things I need
It’s been such a long damn year,
Will you please Rescue Me?
Maybe send me Barley Palmer
So I feel a little calmer,
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is brew.
I won’t ask for much this Christmas,
Nothing Inappropriate
Some IPA, a little lager,
That is all, that’s mostly it,
I just need to readjust
Will you send me Wanderlust?
Make my dreams come true,
All I want for Christmas is booze
I don’t want a lot for Christmas,
Listen so there’s no confusion,
This year was a Slippery Slope,
I could use a canned Transfusion,
I’m certain I won’t be depressed
If you pour some Winterfest,
Maybe send a Mountain Mule
To help me celebrate the Yule
So go check out that fine Brewtique
Get anything from Barley Creek
And make my dreams come true,
All I want for Christmas is brew
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